BFF: Are you awake?
Me: What are *you* doing up so late?
BFF: Are you okay?
Me: Yeah... why?
BFF: Well, I just read that and you're so angry. You usually don't get so angry.
Me: It made me really angry.
BFF: No, I mean... It's not like they haven't done worse things. Are you okay?
BFF: So what got you so angry?
Me: The fecking proposed legislation that tries to make women not able to have control over their bodies?! I mean, it is what it is.
BFF: Oh, so it's the not having control over your body thing. That sucks. I totally feel for you.